Unlikely Lovers

Lyrics

[MARVIN] Who'd believe that we two Would end up as lovers? [WHIZZER] Do you want me to reply? [MARVIN] Him and me, you and I Passionately lovers [WHIZZER] Please don't get morbid [MARVIN] Right [WHIZZER] It's just— [MARVIN] Don't fight [WHIZZER] That I haven't died yet [MARVIN] Just stop it [WHIZZER] I'm sick, but kicking [MARVIN] Geez [WHIZZER] Alright [MARVIN] Louise [WHIZZER] Good night [MARVIN] I'm staying here in this spot Whether you want me to or not I'm staying Here I am, by your side One old horny lover [WHIZZER] Please go home and don't be scared [MARVIN] What's the fuss? I'm not scared What good is a lover who's scared? Hit me if you need to Slap my face or hold me till winter Oh baby, please do I love you, too My lover [WHIZZER] Marvin, just go home and turn on TV Drink a little something till you're dead Think of me around Sleeping soundly in our bed Marvin, did you hear what I said? [MARVIN] Shut your mouth, go to sleep Time I met a sailor Are you sleeping yet or...? What is what? Whizzer, but I can't help but feeling I've failed Let's be scared together Let's pretend that nothing is awful [WHIZZER] There's nothing to fear [MARVIN] There's nothing to fear [WHIZZER] Just stay right here [MARVIN & WHIZZER] I love you [CHARLOTTE] Shhh. Maybe he's tired [CORDELIA] Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for us [CHARLOTTE] Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for a visit [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Is it a bad time? We'll come back If it's a bad time, we'll come back We'll come in [MARVIN] Look at us, four old friends Four unlikely lovers [CORDELIA] We don't know what time will bring [WHIZZER] I've a clue [MARVIN] I have too [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Let's look like we haven't [MARVIN, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] And each say nothing [WHIZZER] Sky! [CHARLOTTE] It's blue! [MARVIN] I love the sky! [CORDELIA] I love the trees! [MARVIN] I love bad weather! [CHARLOTTE] I love the earth beneath my feet! [WHIZZER] I love friends that hover! [MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] Gee, we love to eat And we need something sweet To love! What a group we four are Four unlikely lovers And we vow that we will Buy the farm, arm in arm Four unlikely lovers with heart Let's be scared together Let's pretend that nothing is awful [WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] There's nothing to fear [MARVIN] There's nothing to fear [WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] (WHIZZER to MARVIN, CHARLOTTE to CORDELIA) Just stay right here I love you [MARVIN] (MARVIN to WHIZZER) I love you [WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] (CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA TO MARVIN & WHIZZER) I love you [MARVIN] (MARVIN to CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA, AND WHIZZER) I love you [MARVIN, WHIZZER, CHARLOTTE, & CORDELIA] Who'd have thought that we four Would end up as lovers