The Miracle of Judaism

Lyrics

[JASON] Dot Nardoni, Ariel Axelrod Zoe Feinstein, Angelina Dellibovi Bunny Doyne, or what's her name? Mo Cristofaro Or Heather Levin, Brittany Rosenthal, which? [?] Jenkins, what is the name of the bitch? Flo Giuseppe, right, but it borders on kitsch Of these girls Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah? I've a problem to flaunt: I don't want the girls I should want I want girls for whom I lust Girls who wear a lot of makeup Girls who smoke and show their bust Girls with whom I always wake up- Would they come though If they were invited And not laugh At my Hebrew And not laugh At my father and his friends' Excluding them, I find exciting And I'm left with them, I'll be inviting Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah God, that's the miracle of Judaism That's the miracle of Judaism (yelling) I don't want a bar mitzvah I don't want a bar mitzvah I don't want a bar mitzvah!