Round Tables, Square Tables

Lyrics

[JASON] They always yell Isn't that unfortunate When Marvin's here Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah It's not a wrestling match Why are they swetting? It's not a funeral What's so upsetting? It's a celebration Where I get presents But everybody's yelling and everybody's ruining it It's a celebration Where I get richer But everybody's yelling and everybody's ruining it Everybody's ruining it Why, oh why What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah? What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah? [TRINA] I want the tables round Musicians with a new sound [MARVIN] Okay, I'll trade but please don't make it pink [JASON] Pink? [MENDEL] Pink? [TRINA] It must be! [MARVIN] I want lobster! [TRINA] Catered kosher! [MARVIN] No can do! [TRINA] Pink is my-- [MARVIN] Help me! [TRINA] --favorite color! [TRINA] Rock musicians! [MARVIN] String quartet! [TRINA] Are you done? [MARVIN] Not yet! [JASON] Ugh! There's no reason to fight It is just a bar mitzvah Go ahead and invite Whomever you please! Just stop shrecking and wrecking the night I am getting an earache [JASON] Please stop shrecking Please stop shrecking Please stop shrecking Please stop shrecking   [MENDEL] Please stop shrecking Please stop shrecking Please stop shrecking [MARVIN] Things are better, aren't they? I feel we've grown closer [TRINA] Maybe we've grown closer But we still have a party to make We have a party to make [MARVIN] And it's gonna be swell It'll be Marvin's triumph! [TRINA] And Trina! [MARVIN] Our kid will excel And the flowers delight! All in all it'll be nonpareil Like the perfect occasion!   [TRINA] Thank Trina! [TRINA] Round tables! [MARVIN] Square tables! [JASON] Please don't do this [MARVIN] He's no jerk! [TRINA] It's just that-- [MARVIN] It took-- [MENDEL] Please don't do this [MARVIN] --work! [JASON] I hate this! [MARVIN] Blame her! It is all a waste! [TRINA] Look at your couch, it is homo-baroque! Don't talk to me about taste! [JASON] Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah, okay? [MARVIN] What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? How do you think we, how do you think we How do you think we feel about that? [TRINA] What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? What do you mean, you don't want a bar mitzvah? How do you think we, how do you think we How do you think we feel about that?