My Friend, the Dictionary

William Finn & Original Broadway Cast of The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee & Celia Keenan-Bolger - Non-Music, Literature
My Friend, the Dictionary
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Lyrics
[PANCH, spoken] Miss Ostrovsky, your word is boanthropy. [OLIVE, spoken] Oh, wait. One second. Please, ma'am, could you not sit in that seat? (sung) I saved a chair for my dad In the fourth row on the aisle And it may take him a while But when he gets here, that's his chair 'Cause my mother's in an ashram in India I saved a chair for her too But it's merely symbolic As daily she washes herself in the Ganges And I live in a house Where there's an oversized dictionary That I read As a girl On the toilet I love my dictionary And I love the indented border Every word's in alphabetical order Ergo, lost things always can be found And I wrap my head around The fact that in one book Is the entire language of our species Which is a favorite term of Nietzche's Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary Are the friends that I'll have forever More than the friends I have made in school [CHIP & CONEYBEAR] She's such a lovely girl With a lovely little voice [SCHWARZY] And I heard that she's pro-choice Though still a virgin [RONA] And she talks into her hand An often used technique [OLIVE] What you do not understand Is once I say it then I've said it [RONA] And so much to her credit She talks into her hand and turns aside [OLIVE] So I will not make a mistake and be disqualified (spoken) Boanthropy. B-o-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-y? Boanthropy? [PANCH, spoken] That is correct [OLIVE & RONA] My (her) friend the dictionary Is a very reliable friend [OLIVE, RONA, SPELLERS] Doo doo doo doo doo doo Bah dah dah dah dah dah dah
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Credits
- Writers
- Rachel Sheinkin
- William Finn