Lyrics

[MARVIN, spoken] Two, three, four [ALL] March March March of the falsettos March of the falsettos Who is man enough to march to March of the falsettos One foot following the other Teach it to your brother Make him march March March of the falsettos March of the falsettos March a little bit March a little bit March a little bit long Four men marching in one long column Never touching but always solemn Four men marching but never mincing Four men marching is so convincing March, march March, march [MENDEL] Marvin's always weary [ALL] March, march March, march [JASON] Does this mean that I'm a fairy? [ALL] March, march March, march [MENDEL] What a stupid theory [ALL] March, march March, march [WHIZZER] Whizzer says it doesn't, dearie Don't be scared Don't get tight Asses bared My delight shared [JASON] With [MARVIN] Four [WHIZZER] Young [ALL] Men Alone in a night March March March of the falsettos March of the falsettos Who is man enough to march to March of the falsettos One foot following the other Practice it on one another March March March of the falsettos March of the falsettos March of the falsettos March of the falsettos Marching home