Four Jews in a Room Bitching (March of the Falsettos)

Lyrics

[MEN] Four Jews in a room bitching Four Jews in a room plot a crime I'm bitching. He's bitching They're bitching. We're bitching Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch All the time [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? Whadda they do for love? [MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON] Four Jews in a room bitching [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? [MEN] Four Jews in a room stop... [MENDEL] They stoop... [MEN] To pray [JASON] I'm Jewish [MARVIN] I'm Jewish [MENDEL] I'm Jewish [WHIZZER] Half Jewish [MEN] Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Night and day It maybe seems a bit peculiar: We are psychopathic people We sometimes tell a lie But mostly we just hide behind the door We lie in wait for someone good to enter We offer food and drinks The lady never thinks that we're the mad We're often mad Too often mad We're very mad That we're the mad experimenter. Call us Four Jews itching for answers Four Jews bitching their whole life long [WHIZZER] I'm Whizzer [JASON] I'm Jason [MENDEL] I'm Mendel [MARVIN] I'm Marvin [MEN] Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Right or wrong [JASON] In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire [MARVIN] We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren't ignored [MENDEL] The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely [WHIZZER & JASON] We do not tippy toe [WHIZZER] We charge ahead to show... [MENDEL] We're good in bed [WHIZZER] Excel in bed [MARVIN] We smell in bed [JASON] Where is the bed? [MENDEL] I love the bed [JASON] Who has the bed? [WHIZZER] I want the bed [JASON] Who stole the bed? [MARVIN] Who stole the bed? [WHIZZER] I lost it twice [MENDEL] The bed is mine [JASON] The bed is nice [MEN] The bed is Four Jews in a room bitching Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny [MARVIN] I'm nauseous [WHIZZER] I'm nauseous [JASON] I'm simple [MENDEL] I'm Jewish [MEN] Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny [JASON] Four Jews in a room bitching [MARVIN] I'm Jewish, he's Jewish, they're Jewish, we're Jewish [MENDEL] Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny [WHIZZER] I"m neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic [MEN] Four Jews in a room bitching Bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch Now and then Can't lose Loose screws Four Jews