Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist

William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & James Kushner & Alison Fraser & Michael Rupert - Pop, Soundtrack
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
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[TRINA] Darling, please see a psychiatrist He doesn't bite, and he might Help you understand Why you are so angry and despised By all those guys Who have not been, they have not been analyzed Yet, sweetheart, please do not get hysterical Reason will win the day, trust me! Mother never lies No one is saying you're a sick neurotic But you could find some help Hear me out, please Yes, you could find some help He could help you realize How confused you are! Yes, it's very clear Daddy's sincere, but a schmo! You and I must trust our emotions Make no commotions Will you go? [JASON, spoken] No! [MARVIN] Jason, please see a psychiatrist He's just a psychiatrist I'll pay the bill until you're old [MARVIN] [TRINA] [JASON] Jason Darling, please listen to your father here Please see He's not No, I won't go! A psychiatrist the genius type God knows He's just but he knows what's true I will not go! A psychiatrist he knows a man whom i think knows I'll pay the the answers Bill to all your problems Never, never, never, never Until Mendel understands Never, never, never, never You're old what's bothering you [JASON, spoken] Forget it [TRINA & MARVIN] What a mess this is, this family! Experts can see this is so! [TRINA, MARVIN & JASON] Photographs can't capture our magic We're simply tragic! [TRINA & MARVIN] Will you go? [JASON, spoken] No! [TRINA & MARVIN] Jason, please see a psychiatrist! He's not- [JASON] I won't say boo! [TRINA & MARVIN] Exorbitant (spoken) And he's very smart! [JASON] If intelligence were the only criterion Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I? [TRINA, spoken] No [JASON] Would I? [MARVIN, spoken]: No [JASON] Just because you failed as parents... [TRINA] ...Get thee to a psychiatrist! [MARVIN, spoken] Ah, hey, kid, listen- [JASON] I don't need- [TRINA & MARVIN] He needs a psychiatrist! [JASON] I want- [TRINA & MARVIN] A psychiatrist! [JASON] I wanna speak with Whizzer! [MARVIN] Speak with whom? [JASON] With Whizzer [MARVIN] With Whizzer [TRINA] With Whizzer [JASON] With Whizzer [MARVIN], spoken Oh my god [TRINA, MARVIN & JASON] Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer! [JASON] Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist? [WHIZZER] I'm not sure, Jason Jason, maybe so Absolutely, Jason [JASON] ...OK, I'll go [WHIZZER] He'll go! [JASON] I'll go [TRINA] He'll go! [JASON] If he comes here- [MARVIN] He'll go [MARVIN, TRINA, & WHIZZER] [JASON] He'll go! I'll go!
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