Lyrics

[WHIZZER] There's the king, which is you And the queen; don't point fingers [MARVIN] Just relax Play the max [WHIZZER] Can I cheat? [MARVIN] If discreetly I'm completely overwhelmed by [WHIZZER] What? [MARVIN] By your game Look at how you have improved I swear you've used your brain [WHIZZER] Now I'm gonna cheat Close your eyes [MARVIN] Just don't rearrange the board [WHIZZER] Shut your mouth and stay composed [MARVIN] Look they're closed [WHIZZER] Open up [MARVIN] Right-o [WHIZZER] Huh? So [MARVIN] Go? [WHIZZER] That was fun [MARVIN] Huh [WHIZZER] I just won! [MARVIN] How? [WHIZZER] Easy [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Life's a sham and Every move is wrong We've examined Every move as we move along [MARVIN] Nothing is everything to me [WHIZZER] Winning is everything to me [MARVIN] Nothing is everything to me [WHIZZER] Winning is everything to me [MARVIN, speaking] Except you [WHIZZER] Who you love [MARVIN] And so on [MARVIN] Good first move [WHIZZER] Let's recap I have won, five to nothing [MARVIN] That's the score [WHIZZER] I want more [MARVIN] So begin [WHIZZER] Let me focus Hocus pocus Wait, I read a book once That strategize, how to win [MARVIN] You will win that sounds familiar [WHIZZER] I do not want your help [MARVIN] Okay I'll close my eyes [WHIZZER] Don't dare, you use them eyes, I want to win this straight [MARVIN, speaking] Really? [WHIZZER, speaking] Really [MARVIN, speaking] No help? [WHIZZER, speaking] Nah [MARVIN, speaking] Ready? [WHIZZER] I can't keep this pace [MARVIN] Slow [WHIZZER] No [MARVIN] No? [WHIZZER] If I win it's by myself All I need's a little luck [MARVIN] What the fuck? [WHIZZER] There a prob [MARVIN] No prob [WHIZZER] Yes! [WHIZZER] Well [MARVIN] Wait! [WHIZZER] It's just luck [MARVIN] Wait! [WHIZZER] Silly luck [MARVIN] Wait! [WHIZZER] Checkmate! [WHIZZER] Life's a sham and every move is wrong We've examined every move as we move along [MARVIN, speaking] How the fuck did you do that? [WHIZZER] Winning is everything to me [MARVIN] Nothing is everything to me [WHIZZER] Winning is ever-