The Vagina Song

Lyrics

[Chorus] I want a real vagina there so frickin' bad I'll buy it tampax and some maxi pads (I'll take good care of it, I promise!) It will come with a hymen, all new and pristine But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen (with a big ole dick) Oh everytime I close my thighs My balls, they fall right out the side. (of my panties) So turn my dick into a slip and slide I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a lady there [Verse 1] Yeah, I would have the whole shebang Done though surgery is not so fun Put it on your wish list to give my gash a little kiss I'll probably pull a little Britney and flash it Show the world I paid the coins for the front slit I want to see if it makes when I go piss Its called a pussy maybe cause it sounds like a cat hiss It'll be a couple months since my ditch was dug Made a hole from a pole, now all I need is jugs (Ooh) I'll probably get 'em real tasteful like- I'm just kidding, they'll be huge right You won't forget about me stupid Even when I'm old I'm gonna have a big fupa [Chorus] Oh and every time I close my eyes (whatcha see, whatcha see?) I dream my dick will fall off and die And then I get a clit so supersized you stare The world better prepare for when I'm a lady there Oh oh oh oh oh oh when I'm a lady there, oh oh oh oh [Verse 2] I'll be buying up the panties at Fredericks Lou Vuitton for the kicks Then I'll ask Victoria just what the hell her secret is Toss a couple up inside for the heck of it But keep the thumbs out, don't be making I'm a fisting chick (huh, yeah) I'll probably let you take a crack it Love you long time, apocalypse, now attack at it (Ooh!) I'll take some pictures for my Christmas card Sit on Santas lap get that AARP dick hard Ain't nobody around me Would think that I'm a boy, no one trying to clown me It's just a vaginal scheme But give me five's, give me ten's cause it's my dream [Chorus] I want a real vagina there so freaking bad I'll buy it tampax and some maxi pads (I'll put sunscreen on it too) It will come with a hymen, all new and pristine But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen (nice and whorey) Oh every time I close my thighs My balls, they fall right out the side So turn my dick into a slip and slide I swear the world better prepare For When I'm a lady there (Oh oh oh oh) for when I'm a lady there! [Outro] (Oh oh oh oh) Yeah! It'll smell like clam chowder there, so freakin' bad