Love You Like a Big Schlong

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I like dick a ton And some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!) And I guess right now well I'll suck you son And then call your friends to come dump and run On them balls I'll hum If you're hung or cut Even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong! With your cream of some young guy Gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong) I even shaved my thighs (so smooth!) 'Cause i want you to go down there [Chorus] I, I love you like a big schlong baby I, I love you like a big schlong baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!) I, I love you like a big schlong baby And I keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet I, I love you like a big schlong baby I, I love you like a big schlong baby I, I love you like a big schlong baby And I keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet [Verse 2] No shade, no tea I'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!) Want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!) With no queso please Dick cheese makes me wheeze And I also like BBC: Big Black Cock please If you don't get down Brothers gather round (c'mere!) What can do for you, fuck me boo, hell bring your crew So fun, let me spit my gum Go ahead and stare I'll suck 'em all While takin pics on my phone (fuckin' Verizon) Dickpig from the start, sperm-laden sharts Oops, I'ma change my thong! (Don't be rounding' up!)