Let’s Have a KaiKai

Lyrics

[Intro: Rhea] Whats up? Its Rhea, leave a message (BEEP, uh yeah!) [Intro: Willam] Hey, I'm calling you back Oooh, my trade was a bitch tonight! And by bitch, I mean his dick No hard-on, nowhere So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and (brrrr!) to get no trade honey! And you know a bag of coke should stand for a motha fucka with a limp stick! So then I get to his house Looking like a god damn supermodel And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr Yes honey, his partying shut down the KiKi! Guess he blew before me! Maybe he was smoking the T... So I hope you're up girl Cause I am coming over Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chichi on the TV and keep on your heels Cause I know exactly what we need! [Chorus: Rhea and Willam] Lets have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai) Wrap your legs tight! Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh!) I'm gonna let you touch it Let's have a KaiKai (I'm taking off my thigh-highs!) Strip, turn (unh!) Let's have a KaiKai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey! (aWhat!) (Play that shit) (Professional) Aww yeah Here we go! [Verse 1: Rhea] A KaiKai is a party for playing with your squirrels We're dishing tea and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure And though the tuck is hardening I don't give a damn Just put your piece inside my mouth I don't need a man! [Chorus: Rhea and Willam] Lets have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai) Wrap your legs tight Let's Have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh!) I'm gonna let you touch it Let's have a KaiKai (I'm taking off my thigh-highs!) Strip, turn (unh!) Let's have a KaiKai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey! (Play that bongo Cisco!) (First time in Drags at a Ball, honey) (Ooh, you mean first time in fags to the balls, honey!) (You said it!) [Verse 2: Rhea and Willam] What a moderately satisfying KaiKai This KaiKai was… aight... better than nothin' Serve! Extravaganza! Opulence! Casual Fridays! [Hook: Willam and Rhea] KaiKai, no no We we? Oh oh! KaiKai, so so We we? You know! KaiKai, no no We we? Oh oh! KaiKai, lets go! We we, we blow, oh! [Bridge: Willam and Rhea] Ooh, look at Sharon and Alaska! Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable! I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul! Hahahaha, sorry! [Chorus: Rhea and Willam] Lets Have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai) Wrap your legs tight Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh!) I'm gonna let you touch it Let's have a KaiKai (uh huh!) (I'm taking off my thigh-highs!) Strip, turn (unh!) Let's have a KaiKai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie... Lets have a KaiKai (We're gonna have a KaiKai) Wrap your legs tight Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh) I'm gonna let you touch it Let's have a KaiKai (I'm taking off my thigh-highs!) Strip, turn (unh!) Let's have a KaiKai [Hook: Rhea and Willam] I'm gonna serve and jerk and tweet and twerk and pump my tuck inside you honey!