A Toast to Men (Fuck the Men)

Lyrics

[Intro: Willa Ford] Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men Here's to the men we love Here's to the men who love us Here's to the men we love who don't love us Fuck the men, let's drink to us! [Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us (Ah, ah) [Post-Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Ooh That's right, boys Oh, let's get Ah, naughty [Verse 1: Lady May] There was this tattoo artist, partied for hours (What?) Huge in the pants, loved to screw in the shower Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer (Uh-uh) I shoulda dumped him but I was too coward Till I met this schoolboy that studied at Howard (Mhm) Nerdy, but he calls and be sending me flowers I'm feeling him but had to get rid of him Nerd boy turned out to be a minute-man [Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Here's to the men we love to love (Ooh) Here's to the men in love with us (Uh-uh) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love (Love to love) Here's to the men in love with us (In love with us) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all [Verse 2: Lady May, Willa Ford] I've been with boys with baldies Boys with hair curly, boys in their 30s Boys that ain't worthy Boys I fell for, slept with too early (Mhm) Boys with dicks straight (Ooh) Boys with dicks curvy (Oh, shit) Boys locked up in the bing I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns (Uh-huh) All this talk men is ridiculous Fuck the men, let's drink to us [Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Here's to the men we love to love (Ooh) Here's to the men in love with us (Uh-uh) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love (Love to love) Here's to the men in love with us (In love with us) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all [Post-Chorus: Willa Ford] Willa has something to say Thanks, Lady May [Verse 3: Willa Ford] Take it on now Girls, give the eyes what they want to see Take it on now Girls, be whatever you want to be Crazy ladies, tight-ass bodies Let 'em know we came to party Live it up now Boys, got your eyes on that lady Live it up now Boys, 'cause she won't be your baby Go home lonely, leave you horny It's a girls night, after party Fuck 'em all 'Cause men don't have nothing but dicks on us Fuck 'em all 'Cause they soft then beg us to strap on us Here's your big "O" No love making Let him know this bitch was faking [Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Here's to the men we love to love (Hmm, I wonder who that could be?) Here's to the men in love with us (Ha-ha) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all Here's to the men we love to love (Uh) Here's to the men in love with us (Yeah) Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all (Ooh, ooh!) [Chorus: Willa Ford, Lady May] Uh, let's get naughty Oh my God, did I just say that? That's right, girls There's a sorority anthem for ya Fuck the men, let's drink to us, y'all