Lyrics

Hey, I got something to tell you Here he go again This time it's good news What happened, you finally get laid? The hell you did You actually— (You lie) I did! Some girl actually gave you some? A real girl, not one in the magazines A beautiful girl, like a vision from God But she wasn't a vision, she's flesh and blood Her name's Evelyn Evelyn, whose boyfriend killed a man with a knife? Evelyn, whose boyfriend's serving twenty-five to life Well, all right (We always thought) But we weren't sure I should have known (I always knew) That what we hoped was true The boy just needed to get laid The boy just needed to get laid And did you like it? (How did it feel?) Unbearably sweet Like bathing in honey, warm and sweet Don't get me wrong, scripture has its place But sex saves I'll say, no problem is too big For wide hips and thick legs A little honey makes your problems go away Charles Baby, youngest of five finally got saved He can hold his head high Neighborhood baby, our baby, too We can stop wondering what's wrong with you We can stop wondering what's wrong with you Rite of passage, you'll never be the same Once you've tasted honey, you're forever changed Rite of passage, you'll never be the same Once you've tasted honey, you're forever changed You'll never look at a girl the same way You'll have one thing on your mind, night and day Honey, honey, sweet, warm honey Rite of passage, you'll never be the same Honey, honey, sweet, warm honey Once you've tasted honey, you'll have honey on the brain The space between a woman's thighs Will have a hold on you For the rest of your life You may choose to think you're free But you'll be a slave to sweet honey You may choose to think you're free But you'll be a slave to sweet honey Hahaha Gimme that beer, boy, you don't drink I'll drink both of these for you And I know you're lyin', you're lyin' (Hahaha)