I Slept With Someone (Who Slept With Lyle Lovett)

Lyrics

[ROB] How did the deed go down? How did it come to be? Why should this great bounty fall To a regular Joe like me? I talked about my broken heart I cried like some pathetic slob It was low and it was desperate But it sure as hell did the job 'Cause I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett Yes, I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett I can't believe How much my life has improved I'm sleeping with a rock star Well, a rock star once removed Yes, I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett I love it that my lover slept with Lyle There we were just a-chattin' 'bout our exes Now I'm in bed with a girl who bed the coolest guy in Texas Maybe Lyle and me will be buddies someday And he can send some more sloppy seconds my way Hey! I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett And if I had a boss I'd say take this job and shove it Yahoo! I was kind of nervous 'Cause it's been a while But if you flipped her over I'll bet you'd see a smile Yes, I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett [ROB, spoken] Who slept with Julia Roberts Who starred with Campbell Scott Who did a film with Kyra Sedgwick Who slept with Kevin Bacon! Hey! [ROB] I slept with someone Who slept with Lyle Lovett I love it that my lover Is a gal all guys would covet Yes, I love it that my lover slept with Lyle Yee-haw!