Lyrics

[Spoken] WMF: The name of this song is called "The Federal Bureau of Narcotics" [Sung] I'm working for the Federal Bureau of Narcotics Doont doont doont doont, doont doont doont doont Doont doont doont doont doo-ooooo My mother hates me My sister despises me My brother-in-law—shwiiit!—likes to throw darts at me Federal Bureau Federal Bureau Federal Bureau tooooo The Federal Bureau too I'm working for the Federal Bureau of Narcotics Doont doont doont doont, doont doont doont doont Doont doont doont doont doo-oooooooooonn!! Johnson loves me Reagan adores me Sandy Koufax—shwiiit!—likes to throw fastballs at me Federal Bureau Federal Bureau Federal Bureau Federal Bureau FederalBureauFederalBureauFederalBureau Stayawayfrommestayawayfromme FederalBureauFederalBureau Federal BUREAU!!!!