Hard To Be A Rock’n Roller

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Chicks, fix, super hits, jewelery for breakfast In a million dollar suite at the Hilton Hotel I've got twenty playmates knocking My door in hot stockings each day, oh yeah 'Cause I'm the King of metal, God of pop, the rock 'n' roll Messiah Wasting twenty-four hours a day, every night I'm a sell out sensation with a nasty reputation Oh yeah, oh yeah [Chorus] You say, "Hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller" Try being a rock 'n' roll God In a world of pleasure Jackass, I'll get you soon Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller Try being a rock 'n' roll star When the world gets crazy Baby, so do you, woo [Verse 2] I have a private plane taking me from L.A. to Bahamas Making records on the beach that sound like shit, but still sell And Shakira's the producer Her hips makes me... Wanna play I'm doing lip-sync TV shows; Playing live's outdated Man, I hate it, did a tour way back in '82 Since I got blessed with success My fans just have to pay-per-view And they do, and who's the fool? [Chorus] You say, "Hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller" Try being a rock 'n' roll God In a world of pleasure Jackass, I'll get you soon Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller Try being a rock 'n' roll star When the world gets crazy Baby, so do you, woo [Guitar Solo] Try being a rock 'n' roll God [Bridge] Cash, cash up my ass Want you be my pay-pal trash Got everything you need To make me filthy rich indeed I got a world of inspiration For fun and penetration Don't let them know my music sucks [Chorus] You say, "Hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller" Try being a rock 'n' roll God In a world of pleasure Jackass, I'll get you soon Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller Try being a rock 'n' roll star When the world gets crazy Baby, so do you, woo Hey