Lyrics

[Verse: wifiskeleton, Seth MacFarlane, Scott Grimes & Rob Corddry] Hello? Hey, Dad, I'm calling from my history class So who was president when you were a kid? Oh, I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not If I were to approach, would I lose my mind? I don't— I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty daze You're making it up See, Mr. Brink? Mr. Brink? You'll be fine He's right, it's pointless, life dismissed Voices that just aren't ours Orbit my hemisphere To wish that I were never here Shut my eyes and disappear [Outro: wifiskeleton, Seth MacFarlane, Scott Grimes & Rob Corddry] Hello? Hey, Dad, I'm calling from my history class So who was president when you were a kid? Oh, I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently, why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not If I were to approach, would I lose my mind? I don't— I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty daze You're making it up See, Mr. Brink? Mr. Brink? You'll be fine He's right, it's pointless, life dismissed