TV Beatdown

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Whitewoods - Pop, Vaporwave

TV Beatdown

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Duration: 2:07

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[spoken (sung)] [Stephanie Tanner] My dad's gonna flip out on me (深情有几深) [Charles] Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie, like-like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it (也许似海 到今宵懒得估计) [Stephanie Tanner] ...Getting what? (只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓) [Charles] Oh, you know, when your dad's pounding you (痴情有几痴) [Studio audience] [loud cheering] (懒得去数我手指 半生一世) [Stephanie Tanner] You mean hitting?... Did you get hit a lot? (只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜) [Charles] Just forget it, okay? Let's do the assignment! [Stephanie Tanner] Charles, you can trust me, I swear! [Charles] No! I don't care if you swear on your mother's life! [Stephanie Tanner] ...My mother is not alive [Studio audience] OH! (assorted shocked noises & light applause) [Charles] ...Mine's not alive, either [Studio audience] Ooooh! [Charles] Look, the truth is, my dad does hit me sometimes, but it's my own fault for ticking him off (深情有几深 也许似海 到今宵懒得估计) [Studio audience] (laughter) (只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓) [Charles] Boy, did he clobber me last week [Stephanie Tanner] You mean... when you came into school with that black eye, and said you ran into a door? (痴情有几痴) [Charles] Yeah. A door named Dad (懒得去数我手指 半生一世 只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜) [Studio audience] (stronger laughter) [C.D. Parker] And how are you doing, little partner? [Lucas Simms] Fine, and it's "little visitor" now [Studio audience] (light laughter) [Lucas Simms] "Usdi adadamdvhidohi" is how you say it in Cherokee [C.D. Parker] Oh, well, pardon my French, but I'll be damned [Lucas Simms] ...Walker told me I have AIDS [Studio audience] (laughter & applause) [sung] 深情有几深 也许似海 到今宵懒得估计 只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓 痴情有几痴 懒得去数我手指 半生一世 只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜

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  • Whitewoods