Lyrics

Wanna kiss you like they do on TV Wanna fuck you like they do in magazines Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees Beggin' for the dick and you're even saying please You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool But your big fucking ass covers the whole stool You trendy fuck, trendy fuck, you're trendy fuck