Lyrics

When Paul was a cute little boy His grandmother gave him the cutest little toy Two silver balls and a little piece of string She said it was Paul's Ding-a-ling-a-ling! Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling One day Paul was swimmin' turtle creek Man, them snappers all around his feet Sure was hard to swim that thing With both hands wrapped around his Ding-a-ling-a-ling! Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling One day Paul was layin' in his bed He looked down and he saw Laura's head But you know Paul weren't know chump Ten seconds later he dumped his gump Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling, Oh Paul's Ding-a-ling Caught Laura playin' with Paul's Ding-a-ling