Lyrics

I tried my hand at love once All the pieces didn't fit So I gave it all up Traded it for a fix it kit You trapped me with your starry eyes Coaxed me with your thunder thighs Can't you see I'm just a priest Not gonna be your piece of meat [Chorus:] Celebate [4x] I just joined a momestary Parents think that I'm a fairy I'm not worried what they think They don't know that love's a jinx I tried my hand at love once All the pieces didn't fit So I gave it all up Traded it for a fix it kit [Chorus]