My Keyboard Got Damaged

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This Sunday, March 12, 2000 at 6:20 p.m., I was about to fly from Chicago Midway to Orlando, Florida Suddenly, my mean schizophrenia demon called me a jerk Suddenly, I yelled "Fuck you" on the airplane My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged At 6:25 p.m., a male airport police officer came on the airplane to eject me He told me to calm down and catch the next flight He told me not to curse on the airplane again Then my keyboard flew to Orlando, Florida alone My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged At 6:20 a.m. on Monday, March 13, 2000, I flew to Orlando, Florida on AirTran Flight 381 It was a harmony joy ride At 11:35 a.m., I discovered my damaged keyboard I wasn't happy with it and it pissed me off My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged My keyboard got damaged Rock over London, rock on Chicago Parts USA, it's the automotive warehouse