Keith Porter

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Once upon a time, Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel at gunpoint He took $350 off him and pistol-whipped the shit out of him Keith Porter was arrested for armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon He was taken to jail by police [Chorus] Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter [Verse 2] Keith Porter went to court He was arraigned He was brought to justice The testimony stated that Keith Porter robbed Jack Daniel of $350 and pistol-whipped him like he stole something [Chorus] Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter [Verse 3] The trial lasted ten weeks The verdict was in A jury found Keith Porter guilty of armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon A month later, he was sentenced to thirty years in prison [Chorus] Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter Keith Porter [Outro] Rock over London, rock on Chicago Kingsford, it's the sure fire