Demented Ted

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This band played at the Thirsty Whale About 1000 people watched the dry[?] rock show The rock show was awesome The jam session was whupping a horse's ass from a belt [Chorus] Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted [Verse 2] The band played it on The band got down like a Magikist The crowd roared like a lion The jam session was whupping a camel's ass [Chorus] Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted [Verse 3] The show was over at last A lot of people met the band The dry spell of rock was whupping it up The jam session was the best Ron Janis can really sing his ass off to the max [Chorus] Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted Demented Ted [Outro] Rock over London, rock on Chicago Buick, it's the new symbol of quality in America