Birdman Kicked My Ass (Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail, Volume 3)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing on his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind [Chorus] Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass [Verse 2] Birdman beat me to a pulp He gave me a yell-down war hellride He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road [Chorus] Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass [Verse 3] At 10:00 pm, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate I jumped over his fence after dark I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson [Chorus] Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass Birdman kicked my ass [Outro] Rock over London, rock on, Chicago Heinz - "It's America's favorite ketchup!"