Lyrics

[Verse 1] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Chorus] Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Post-Chorus] Well I left home just a week before And I've never, ever been a Jedi before But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" [Chorus] Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Refrain] Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Bridge] So, I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said [Verse 2] He said, "Luke, stay away from the Darker Side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Chorus] Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back someday I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda [Outro] Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda