Lyrics

[Intro] I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba [Verse 1] I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy Some old expired lotto tickets [Pre-Chorus 1] I saw a naked vagrant Giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could have gone my whole life Without seeing that [Chorus] With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes [Verse 2] I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned 7-Eleven I watched them snorting Pixy Stix While they were belching "Stairway To Heaven" [Pre-Chorus 2] I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers They could shove up each other's nose I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose That's just the way it goes [Chorus 2] With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee With my own eyes [Verse 3] Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra And he trained it to massage his back My guinea pig committed harakiri So we used him to play hacky-sack My neighbor's kids sold weapons-grade plutonium And frosty ice-cold lemonade They took MasterCard and sometimes human organs in trade That's how we paid I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade [Chorus 2] With my own eyes I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes (my own eyes) Those visions haunt my memory Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee [Outro] With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes With my own eyes