Lyrics

[Verse 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic] Hey there, let's have some fun Join my good time gang Just one question first Rhubarb or meringue? Ha! We'll make folks happy through the land Have them howling on their knees So my little, orange friend Lend a hand if you please, pow! [Chorus 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic] Hey, don't look so shocked Ain't it about the time To let the pun fit the crime, ha! [Verse 2: Jack McBrayer & "Weird Al" Yankovic] Screwball, you try too hard "Dr. Screwball" if you please, I've got an online Ph.D! Folks should be free to find their own happiness You can't force them to have fun Sure I can, watch this! [Bridge 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Jack McBrayer] Accordion! [Accordion solo] Banjo retort! [Banjo solo] [Chorus 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Jack McBrayer] Hey, you're pretty good! But I think that we both know It's time to let my Sylvia go Never! [Bridge 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic] [Banjo and accordion solo] [Banjo stops, accordion plays] String break! Here's a joke: How are you, just like a lollipop stick? In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks! HA! HA! HA HA HA HA! [Outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic] Ain't it a laugh? Ha-ha-ha-ha! Looks like the end of the line SO LET... THE PUN... FIT... THE... Crime