Lyrics

[Intro] Uh-huh Extra cheese Uh-huh, uh-huh Save a piece for me [Verse 1] Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame, no one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this Go to waste", so then I faced [Pre-Chorus 1] Pizza all day and every day This cheese round the clock is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care for irregular- Ity, tell me [Chorus 1] Why'd you have to go and make me so Constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do Anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain, oh Should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No, no, no [Verse 2] I was feelin' pretty down 'Til my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in Every way, I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissin' her so Tenderly but woe is me [Pre-Chorus 2] Who woulda guessed her family crest I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun, it's just like the one On me, tell me [Chorus 2] How was I supposed to know we were both Related? Believe me, if I Knew she was my cousin, we never woulda Dated, what to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? [Post-Chorus] No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) No, no, no (No, no, no, no) Ooh [Verse 3] I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller- Coaster ride and the guide [Pre-Chorus 3] Said not to stand but that's a demand That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet And stood up instead and knocked off my head You see, tell me [Chorus 3] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a Major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore, can't Spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh, no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah, yeah) I gotta tell ya Life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No, no, no