Lyrics

[Verse 1] I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid Yeah, I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit [Chorus] Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line [Verse 2] Better give me all your gauze, nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see that I.V.  Here we go, time to operate I'll pull his insides out Pull his insidеs out And see what he ate [Chorus] Like a surgеon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign [Post-Chorus] Whoa, whoa, whoa [Verse 3] It's a fact, I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A.  'Cause my patients die Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay [Chorus] Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind [Outro] Like a surgeon Ooh, like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh, ho, oh, ho, ho, ho Ooh, baby, yeah I can hear your heart beat For the very last time