Where’s My Sex?

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mom made my sex She knitted it with her hands Sex-making is A family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze Until they figured it out And they said "Gosh dang, this is great!" [Pre-Chorus 1] But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball Walking around with no sex at all, I said [Chorus] Where's my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench, but it isn't there I've got no idea where it disappeared to I'm running late, I can't be late I can't go out without my sex It's cold outside if my toes get wet And people will think that I'm an alien Just cruising in to make a friend [Verse 2] Meg likes to hide it She says that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug Or stuck in a shoe closet Or tumbling around in the washing machine She's always trying to get me clean She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling [Pre-Chorus 2] It's going to be another hour or more Until I am ready to walk out the door, I said [Chorus] Where's my sex I thought it was here Under the bench, but it isn't there I've got no idea where it disappeared to I'm running late, I can't be late I can't go out without my sex It's cold outside if my toes get wet And people will think that I'm an alien Just cruising in to make a friend [Bridge] People can you hear me talking I know you all are happy, rawking Could you lend me a dime, pretty please? Brother, sister got time? I got no Sex on my feet, sex in my drawer Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor, I said [Chorus] Where's my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench, but it isn't there I've got no idea where it disappeared to I'm running late, I can't be late I can't go out without my sex It's cold outside if my toes get wet And people will think that I'm an alien Just cruising in to make a friend