Ridiculous

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Herbal T] Yo, Herbal T is an insane rhymer just like my boy Wax I'm sort of like a train bomber when I destroy tracks We came from the same mama. That's why the spittin' is hot These hypochondriac rappers think they sick and they not Nobody want it with us. California to Maryland Rappers can't compete cause they got beat like Nancy Kerrigan The all-American Terrapin for y'all, it's embarrassing To illustrate, I'll make a few comparisons like I'm Milk Duds and y'all just Twizzlers I am Ruth Chris and y'all just Sizzlers I'm the Ritz Carlton, y'all just the Days Inn I'm chocolate chip, y'all oatmeal raisin, man Cold swervin' again with the G-Linx Bunch of broke alcoholics doing shows for free drinks And we still independent. Motherfuck your label Nowadays the whole world's connected by cable So it's really No Limit like Master P at a poker table [Chorus] Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall, off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Fuck your money, your jewels, we just robbed you of your dignity [Verse 2: Raw B] Raw B's the opposite of flame retardant Everything I spit is insane retarded I bring profound sound when I swing through your town So crank this shit up. Turn that Soulja Boy down We don't get silly here. We stay gully Got heads smoking rock on my block. Ain't nothing funny This is B-more, bitch. You gonna see raw shit The fiends stay higher than the tree. Forget That's why I lay low. Make plans so we last What time you at the show, fam? My manager asked I roll up late. They like, God damn it, he smashed I still go number one in your rap fantasy draft Got the Goose and cran of the tonic of the OJ We in the van hitting chronic and its so dank We stay fighting just to get ahead If Weezy's the best alive, then this is Night of the Living Dead Strange [Chorus] Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall, off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Fuck your money, your jewels, we just robbed you of your dignity [Verse 3: Wax] Grilled Lincolns in the house. Fuck the tomfoolery Hide your little sister. Hide your mom's jewelry Lock up your liquor and balk down your beer It's a party full of fucking maniacs in here Let's make it clear. For lack of a better word I'm the most grandiose rapper you ever heard A clever nerd with a sack of the better herb Paranoid mess, but of rappers, I'm never scurred Yeah. Answer my question What motivates these pissants to try testing I don't know, but you ain't got to explain why Because I'll never comprehend it like how planes fly Out at BWI, you spy me and Herbal T, high Stumbling by, fresh off the flight out of Cali Meet the Lincolns at the terminal Stand the fuck up like you pissing at a urinal Motherfucker, I'm [Chorus] Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall, off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Fuck your money, your jewels, we just robbed you of your dignity [Verse 4: Bakktron] I'm unleashed. This understandable panic Cause you're weak, and the beat, it's a cannibal canvas You beef, I'ma eat like Hannibal famished Cause I'm a beast, should be rapping on Animal Planet And I'm close. And you don't wanna see me fired up I roast motherfuckers like the shit was the Flyers Club Toast. Motherfuckers, let the spliffs get fired up I host motherfuckers, scribblin' fire, what Nah, I wish I had that type of cash To make nice chicks like my ass They wanna date me, grab a bite and dash Wanna hate me cause I siphon gas I'm sick of mating with these feisty brats At my shows, chicks stare a lot. It's a paradox After a pair of shots, I get more props than Carrot Top One condition when I meet these freak hoes When we slide home head first, just like Pete Rose [Chorus] Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall, off the wall shit Ridiculous. Kicking that off the wall shit Fuck your money, your jewels, we just robbed you of your dignity [Instrumental Outro]