Jesus Christ

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Jesus Christ had a crazy dad He drowned people when He got mad He gave a son who was really young The only one that He ever had Now His son's name had that special thing Somethin' about it just had that ring Now it's the name that I exclaim When I'm feelin' bad about anything [Chorus] I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain Jesus Christ, that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain When I slam my finger in a car door And I feel that sudden burst of pain I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain [Verse 2] The Mormons don't know shit Their prophet's name is Joe Smith If I had to take a name in vain That is not the one that I'd go with Now the name Muhammad is awesome But watch out if you draw him I'm scared as shit of the terrorists So I don't say his name when I'm talkin' [Chorus] I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain Jesus Christ, that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain When I throw my controller against the wall 'Cause I lost my favorite video game I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain [Verse 3] Now Buddha is peaceful Got love for all his people So when I choose his name to use It's a slang term for weed, fool There's Martin Luther and Moses And whoever the pope is But when I'm hurt and I need to blurt The only name that I know is [Chorus] Jesus fuckin' Christ, that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain Jesus Christ, that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain When my ex-girlfriend calls me up And says her period never came I say Jesus Christ, 'cause that's the name That's the name I wanna take in vain [Verse 4] When I slam my finger in a cupboard I don't say L. Ron Hubbard It hurts like a bitch, bruh I don't scream out Hare Krishna, hey I don't even really know what Hare Krishna did Or what his historical significance is [Outro] That's for all my 80's rap fans