Haagen Dazs Scrilla

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Yeah, ain't no stopping Godzilla Me and EOM, we gettin' Haagen Dazs Scrilla Getting paid for the cold bars we disperse Any charges that we incur are reimbursed I'ma need a receipt for the weed and the Tecates Money front and center, that's the chi of the cheapskates Not what I need for the glitter and jewels It's for the pizza delivering fools Like I told you deliver pizza Nah, Wax did that So hopefully I can pass some back to y'all Thirty percent for the god-given job skill Additional ten if the hot wings are hot still Yeah, I ain't trippin' Fuck you and your fat mom if you ain't tippin' I'm way freaking better than your man at rap Your girl's way freaking wetter than a damn wet nap, uh [Verse 2] We're not chilling 'til we getting top billing Been spitting nicely since Ice-T was cop killing Haagen Dazs Scrilla, turn a penny to a quadrillion God willing, we're gonna support all of our children's children Intense Imagination in the building filming Changing history like if the Indians would've just killed them pilgrims Get your own land, we were unaware you could own land Man, the ego is inflated by the size of the wallet Rich people always say it ain't tricking if you got it But when it's all gone, they be looking back at it Like damn, it was tricking when I had it Drinking is a habit, got me thinking I'm an addict But the drinking and the thinking got me spitting cinematic spectacular rap You get slapped with a spatula back Then I go back to cooking my eggs My homegirl Jen just became an amputee I feel fortunate when I look at my legs I say what's the dill pickle, don't be fickle, all's kosher If y'all want beef, better get with y'all's grocer 'Cause I ain't got time to argue Any spare minutes are used to climb up Mount Barstool So don't goddamn bother me When I ain't working I'm relaxing quite goddamn properly When I finally get a mil' I'ma chill On my newly bought Amazon riverfront property Tell my girl I'm gonna hold all my calls So we can hang together like my scrotum and balls I don't know what we're gonna do, but I know it involves A lot of different positions, and piranha fishing expeditions And a lot of freaking extra distance Between my eardrums and the cacophony of stress and bitchin' This rap shit is paying for us And we be making it rain in the rainforest