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[Intro] What up, this is Wax I'm in the studio with Dumbfoundead We are Clockwise We're in North Hollywood Sometimes it gets a little hectic up here But right now we just gonna help you on how we just chill Check it out [Verse] This is not for the less astute guppies Go back to watching videos of cute puppies Or little babies dancing to "Single Ladies" Whatever stimulation or simple taste your brain needs To remain pleased, I'm insane with the steez I can drain threes or play in the paint with ease At the banquet eating emcees In a blanket, me and Herbal T gon' make it This year and that's a bona fide fact Last year's grind, we gon' multiply that Exponentially, Wax I stay rapping existentially In other words it seems as if you had an extra Sentra key And you was in the passenger seat next to me Filming and can't wipe off that ecstasy pill grin I'm 'bout to blow like an Arabian building And become a sex symbol like porn made by Sabian and Zildjian Maybe in a million years You could beat me if I drank a billion beers Don't risk the sight of your children's tears Due to envy, you doo-doo emcee, they See me as a big dog like I'm Clifford So I make 'em put in work like I'm Kathy Lee Gifford Me and many rappers, we differed So I left 'em in the dust to the point they have to be Swiffered I rock mics like Hammer rocked British Knights This year I'm in the UK sipping Guinness pints In a nice pub with my man Adam Gibbons 'Til then I'm in America having Ribbons Yeah, but as the plot gets thicker It's way more music, a lot less liquor For years I've been on that "party all night" shit This year I'm on some "take charge of my life" shit All day, every day, any time, heavy grind Whether I'm signed or unsigned I'm getting mine "Sun never setting" shine, constantly Run to the betting line, odds on me It may seem like an unsafe wager 'Cause my music's way too unsafe for a major They want it in a box like Digidesign It all sounds pretty similar like Biggie and Shyne The music industry is a little behind The other day I had a feeling I was finna get signed I looked on my balcony and a pigeon arrived It had a record contract in its beak With a note attached that said "Please have this back in a week Just sign it and date and put it back in the beak" I seen a footnote on my third read "No postage necessary just bird seed" Yeah, a lot of rappers spit cleverly But on top of the game they'll never be If you wanna eat the caviar and fresh frog legs You gon' need a hook like golf with left dog legs And I got that skill But these old industry crackers think I'm not that ill Fuck em, I'll get YouTube dollars instead Fuck Akon on the hook, I'ma holler at Fred And y'all think I'm lyin' I send him messages, he just ain't replyin' His assistant told me he's on the Cayman islands With a bunch of naked dimes, bathin' in diamonds And I'ma get there with him Based on mastery of the kick snare rhythm I'm the shit like guano, sick like mono Don't push me, I'm close to the edge like Bono And from '010 until It ain't gon' be no time to chill We gon' be making more sounds and creeping on more tours Invading your towns and sleeping on your floors Staying awake is the cousin of life And for me sleep and death are now husband and wife About to lock myself up and write songs in a cave And flip shit like the master belongs to the slave And in advance you can thank me please For filling up all of your blank CD's I'm ain't stopping in this game until we run that shit And I still wild out saying dumb ass shit, like I fucked your mom in one room shack Broke the bitch back like I stepped on a crack She was rubbing my feet to put me in the right mood She said, "What type of socks are those?" I told her, "White tube" You don't wanna rap after me You'll never be invited back like Kramer to the Laugh Factory I'm leaving competition so shook This year we stacking up more wins than a Vietnamese phone book Yeah, I give a fuck about a hater Tip said it best, "My time is too greater" 'Cause if I don't spit flows better than a mug No one at a Phish show's ever did a drug Come on, celebrate, go and light the Christmas trees Everybody smile like colon right parenthesis Happy New Year for 2000 and 10 And peace to my brothers Herbal T and EOM