IF LYRICS WERE CONFIDENTIAL

Lyrics

[Chorus] If lyrics were confidential Thoughts go inconsequential All that you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na" I'd burn, burn every bridge you'd jump from There's nowhere you can run from The things I've gotta say (Na-na-na-na) Ah, fuck it [Verse 1] I hate fifty percent of our fans, and the other half understands And to the ones who don't: Go cry and choke on both of my middle finger ringed-up hands God forbid my mom wakes up and reads half the crazy bullshit on her feed (Oh God) She's calling up like, "What you done?" 'Cause some lying fuck said that I knocked 'em up Gross, like I'd ever fuck you (Fuck you) In case you didn't hear that, take two: Fuck you Waiting by my car in the parking lot Now I'm a bit of a restraining order juggernaut It cost 25k but the creeps don't stop There's no peace in the three hundred feet I bought (Shut up) (Shh) My girl feels like a side chick (Shh) 'Cause we gotta keep it private (Shh) Hate to treat her like a sidekick And hate being right like I'm psychic No pics of us, got me sick because Those grimy little fucks make it dangerous 'cause You shouldn't know where she lives or works Wanna tell you to die but I can't say that in a verse, yeah, yeah (Right?) [Chorus] If lyrics were confidential Thoughts go inconsequential All that you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na" I'd burn, burn every bridge you'd jump from There's nowhere you can run from The things I've gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na) [Verse 2] One label said that "Things'll go great If you don't talk back and don't put on weight" "You're a little too niche for the radio But you'd probably drive Tiktok crazy though" "Ay, wait a minute (I've got it) Timothée Chalamet..." What? "Timothée Chalamet, do you know him?" No, why would I know him? "Ahh" "(Loser)" "Would really help if you knew Tim It'd probably get you some spins Speaking of which: What if you were sponsored by alcohol?" I've never had a drink— "That doesn't matter at all!" "Just take a little sip, (Come on), we can edit it And we'll get you a fraction a penny a click" (Woo!) "That's almost a penny a click, isn't that sick?" "(So rich)" But I'd never tell y'all that shit (No, wait) [Chorus] If lyrics were confidential Thoughts go inconsequential All that you'd hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na" I'd burn, burn every bridge you'd jump from There's nowhere you can run from The things I've gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na) [Verse 3] Okay, let's see, verse 3, what do we got? Oh, okay we could talk about when **** called me on the phone and said he was gonna fucking kill me Wait, did you just bleep ****, but not fuck? That doesn't even make sense, don't bleep me on my song [Outro] Oh, and we're fading out, okay, good Track 4