White People Can’t Dance

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[Intro] White white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance [Verse 1] The world is made of many creatures And each comes with its custom features Birds are built with the wings to fly That's how it is, you don't ask why Eagles don't attempt to swim And fish can't swing from limb to limb Snakes don't walk and bats can't see Check it out and you'll agree You can tell with just one glance White people can't dance [Chorus] White people can't dance If they move to the beat it's just by chance They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part But they dance from their head, not from their heart So in England, America, Russia and France Technology tends to advance But white people can't dance White people can't dance [Bridge] White white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance [Verse 2] White people can't dance Look at homeboy there like he's plugged to the wall Better keep your distance, he just might fall His mind is at the office, his eye is on the mirror He's out of breath and coughing, time to drink another beer Better check his blood pressure, he might be in a trance It's really nothing serious, white people can't dance [Verse 3] White people can't dance They can change your transmission or lie for you in court Teach you how to cheat on your income tax report They're good at making weapons at big atomic plants But when it comes to stepping, white people can't dance White people can't dance [Chorus] White people can't dance If they move to the beat it's just by chance They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part But they dance from their heads, not from their hearts But in England, America, Russia and France Technology tends to advance But white people can't dance White people can't dance White people can't dance White people can't dance [Instrumental] [Chorus] White people can't dance White people can't dance If they move to the beat it's just by chance They wiggle and squiggle and dress for the part But they dance from their heads, not from their hearts But in England, America, Russia and France Technology tends to advance But white people can't dance White people can't dance White people can't dance White people can't dance [Outro] White white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white white white white white white white White white white white white White people can't dance White white white white