Semi-Interesting Week

Lyrics

[Verse 1] On Monday I was trying to get my freak on With a couple twins from Washington DC One of them wore the American flag The other sang "Land of the free" Me, well, I'm not that patriotic But the sisters really didn't seem to mind When the sun rose the following morning They did a red white and blue bump and grind [Chorus] So far so good Things were looking so bleak, oh yeah But it's been a semi-interesting week [Verse 2] On Wednesday I was riding on the subway Just minding my own business like I do When this skinheaded psycho with the brains of a bat Called me a "nothing nothing dirty Jеw" I assured him I'd showered just that morning Aftеr killing and dismembering his Mom I whipped him with my pistol and threw him on the track And sent him back to Vietnam [Chorus] So far so good Now I'm on some kind of streak, oh yeah Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week [Verse 3] On Friday I was lunching with amigos At this taco stand at Normandy and Vine When a big silver saucer with a green flashing light Landed on the Hollywood sign I thought it might be the second coming Or maybe just some special effects When in walked Father Hubbard with his boy Tom Cruise Reeking of some science fiction sex [Chorus] So far so good Things were looking so bleak Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week [Chorus] So far so good Now I'm on some kind of streak Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week