Professor Night

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Professor Night haunts a bar Where he says there are Two chicks for every guy He says hi and gets laid He's got it made And he hardly has to try [Chorus] And they don't put up a fight With Professor Night Oh no, they don't put up a fight With Professor Night He's Professor Night [Verse 2] Professor Night has a flair Combs his hair With something the barber recommends He blends right in and takes control He really plays the role At least he tries with all his might [Chorus] And they don't put up a fight With Professor Night Oh no, they don't put up a fight With Professor Night Meet Professor Night He's the Professor He's Professor Night He's the Professor [Bridge] He's got a million lies on top Got to keep the ladies happy He says anything that makes the river flow Is good to know Professor Night [Verse 3] Professor Night has no love And a driving glove Won't keep you warm when the storm comes down Pound for pound he's a loser A destroyer not a cruiser Johnny on the spot not Mister Right [Chorus] And they don't put up a fight With Professor Night Oh no, they don't put up a fight With Professor Night Meet Professor Night [Outro] He's the Professor He's Professor Night He's the Professor Professor Night He's the Professor Meet Professor Night He's the Professor Professor Night