I Feel Better Than James Brown

Lyrics

[Verse 1] When we were in love I pretended that you didn't exist That way, I loved you more You suggested we get married and move into a house I suggested that we jump overboard And live underwater in the lost city of Atlantis Where mermaids sing And tuxedoed dolphins bring you breakfast One year later I was transferred to the moon Worse pay, better hours I was transferred to the moon Worse pay, better fellow workers I built our love out of blood I went to the dentist and told him "Take out my heart" [Refrain] I feel better than James Brown I feel better now I feel better than James Brown I feel better now [Verse 2] I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet As we discussed the fate of the revolution Suddenly CIA men dressed in bikinis Tried to stab us with fountain pens Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar And immobilized the lot of them Nineteen tequilas later we had a deal Havana goes back to the mob And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops Ain't life sweet? I feel good [Refrain] I feel better than James Brown I feel better now I feel better than James Brown I feel better now How do you feel? [Outro] I, I, I feel, I feel I feel better than James Brown I feel better now I feel better than I feel better than James Brown I feel better now I feel better than James Brown I feel better now How do you feel?