Clump! Clump! Swish!

Lyrics

[GIRLS] Clump! Clump! Swish! Clump! Clump! Slosh! One, two, three, four One, two, three, four [TINA] Five [GIRLS] [?] Clump! Clump! Swish! Clump! Clump! Slosh! One, two, three, four One, two, three, four [TINA] Five [FIRST GIRL, spoken] Surely if you put your mind to it, Tina, you'll be able to remember that we're not supposed to say five, only four.  [TINA, spoken] I know it very well. But it's my personal opinion that all housework adds up to odd numbers.  [SECOND GIRL, spoken] Nobody asked your opinion. We were told exactly what to do! [TINA, spoken] Well, it was a great mistake not to ask our opinions, because we know more about housework than the Governor does.  [THIRD GIRL, spoken] But don't let him hear you say that after you're married.  [GIRLS, spoken] No, indeed! [TINA, spoken] I shall say exactly what I please. He's a stuffy old codger and he doesn't know everything.  [GIRLS, spoken] Oh! (sung) Clump! Clump! Swish! Clump! Clump! Slosh! One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four