Gaston (Reprise)

Lyrics

[MAURICE] Help, someone help me [INNKEEPER] Maurice? [MAURICE] Please, please, I need your help He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon [LEFOU] Who? [MAURICE] Belle We must go Not-Not a minute to lose [GASTON] Woah, slow down, Maurice Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon? [MAURICE] A beast A horrible, monstrous beast [BEERDRINKER #1] Is it a big beast? [MAURICE] Huge [BEERDRINKER #2] With a long, ugly snout? [MAURICE] Hideously ugly [BEERDRINKER #3] And sharp, cruel fangs? [MAURICE] Yes, yes Will you help me? [GASTON] Alright, old man We'll help you out [MAURICE] You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you [INNKEEPER] Crazy old Maurice [BEERDRINKER #1] He's always good for a laugh [GASTON, spoken] Crazy old Maurice, hmm? Crazy old Maurice, hmm LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking [LEFOU] A dangerous pastime— [GASTON] I know But that whacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so Now, the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan If I— [LEFOU, spoken] Yes? [GASTON, spoken] Then we— [LEFOU, spoken] No, would she— [GASTON, spoken] Guess [LEFOU, spoken] Now I get it [GASTON & LEFOU] Let's go No one plots like Gaston [GASTON] Takes cheap shots like Gaston [LEFOU] Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston [Chorus] So his marriage we soon will be celebrating My, what a guy, Gaston