Zero to Hero

Lyrics

[CALLIOPE] Oh, yeah Bless my soul Herc was on a roll [THALIA] Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll [TERPSICHORE] What a pro [CALLIOPE] Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking S-R-O He was a no one [MUSES] A zero, zero [CALLIOPE] Now he's a honcho [MUSES] He's a hero [CALLIOPE] Here was a kid with his act down pat [MUSES] From zero to hero, in no time flat Zero to hero [CALLIOPE] Just like that [MUSES] When he smiled, the girls went wild with 'Oohs' and 'ahs' [THALIA] And they slapped his face on every vase [CLIO] On every vase [MUSES] From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous [CALLIOPE] He could tell you what's a Grecian urn [MUSES] Say amen There he goes again [MELPOMENE] Sweet and undefeated And an awesome ten for ten [MUSES] Folks lined up Just to watch him flex [THALIA] And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs [MUSES] Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie, brains and spunk From zero to hero [THALIA] A major hunk [MUSES] Zero to hero [CALLIOPE] And who'd a thunk? Who put the glad in gladiator? [MUSES] Hercules! [MELPOMENE] Whose daring deeds are great theater? [MUSES] Hercules! [MELPOMENE] Isn't he bold? [MALE ENSEMBLE] Nobody braver [TERPSICHORE] Is he sweet? [MUSES] Our favorite flavor Hercules, Hercules! Hercules, Hercules! Hercules, Hercules! Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high [CALLIOPE] And the nicest guy [MUSES] Not conceited [ALL] He was a nothing A zero, zero Now he's a hot shot He's a hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero [CALLIOPE] Yes, indeed