Lyrics

[Intro] Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la Sing it with me girl Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 1] Hark the herald Who the hell's Herald That's the guy granny met at Cracker Barrel I don't really like him, but hey, he's here And grandpa's dead so get him a beer That ole nativity's looking kinda weathered Dog on the couch, chewing on a shepherd Rv brakes, squeaking on a street 'Course Eddie shows up when it's time to eat [Chorus] Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction And a whole lotta alcohol consumption Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season I'm a jingle all thе way to the AA meeting All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin All thе adults suck at adulting Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation [Post-Chorus] Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la Gotta be a little off key Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 2] Well Shane brought his Michael friend Home for a visit He ain't out the closet But we all know he's in it Creepy cousin Cletus in his mall Santa suit Wouldn't let my kids sit in his lap if I was you [Chorus] Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction And a whole lotta alcohol consumption Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season I'm a jingle all the way to the AA meeting All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin All the adults suck at adulting Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation [Post-Chorus] Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la One more time Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 3] Mama's got the vacuum out already Daddy's in the pantry sneaking Little Debbies Somebody took Frosty's carrot And stuck it down south Hey baby that was probably One of our boys, no doubt [Chorus] Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction And a whole lotta alcohol consumption Singing "Deck the halls", 'tis the season I'm a jingle all the way to the AA meeting All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin All the adults suck at adulting Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasing Oh Baby Jesus help us it's a Christmas vacation