Taekwondo

Lyrics

[Intro] What is bravery but the body's wisdom of its strength? The coward and the hero march together within every man [Verse 1] I learned guitar just to play you this song I took français just to give you le monde I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, woah-oh, woah-oh I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, woah-oh, woah-oh [Refrain] (Say, I say) Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing 'Bout a t'ing, no Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing 'Bout a t'ing, no 'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything I got your back [Chorus] I'm taking taekwondo If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe I got the situation under control You know I'll always be your lifelong beau [Post-Chorus] I said, 'cause you're my number one You're my number one I got your back for sure You know I'll always be your lifelong beau [Verse 2] I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh [Refrain] (Say, I say) Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing 'Bout a t'ing, no Don't you ever worry 'bout a t'ing 'Bout a t'ing, no 'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything I got your back [Chorus] I'm taking taekwondo If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe I got the situation under control You know I'll always be your lifelong beau I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe I got the situation under control You know I'll always be your lifelong beau [Post-Chorus] I said, 'cause you're my number one You're my number one I got your back for sure You know I'll always be your lifelong beau (Say, I say) [Bridge] I'mma break it down in the rap part 'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness To mess with the mistress I will throw a kick to your voicebox My tiger claw will knock your socks off Any tough chopper wants a death scrap Will be lying Flat on the back in a dirt nap [Chorus] I'm taking taekwondo If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe I got the situation under control You know I'll always be your lifelong beau I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo (He's taking taekwondo) If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe (He's gonna kick you with his big toe) I got the situation under control You know I'll always be your lifelong beau [Post-Chorus] I said, 'cause you're my number one ('Cause you're my number one) You're my number one ('Cause you're my number one) I got your back for sure (I got your back, you know) You know I'll always be your lifelong beau (Say, I say) [Outro] The coward and the hero march together within every man