Lyrics

[Verse 1] I know that I'm very dependent I don't like to do things alone I'm uncomfortable whenever I'm out I'd rather just stay home I'm sure that I can be exhausting I know you've got a lot to do But even though that I'm to blame I'll blame the pain on you And every social network is masochistic torture And I'm desperate for an encore from the unknowing performers At my bedroom funeral, pallbearers from profiles They're dressed in parties and Bacardis, and I'm dressed in week-old clothes [Chorus] I'm gonna delete my Facebook, and take myself right back to bed 'Cause I don't seem to have any friends, I don't seem to have any fuckin' friends I thought it was supposed to get better when I grew up, but it didn't, and so instead I'm still wishing that I was fucking dead 'cause I don't have any fuckin' friends [Verse 2] The armor doesn't shine quite the way it used to But I'm slowly getting used to all the things that my tongue can do I try hard not to whine, and so I sound like a tryhard And I die hard every time, I am a liar, so my heart's on fire 'Cause my heart is in my pants, so the semen on my hands Must be all the evidence that somehow I'm alive again 'Cause my heart is in my pants, so the semen on my hands Must be all the evidence that somehow I'm alive again [Chorus] I'm gonna delete my Facebook, and take myself right back to bed 'Cause I don't seem to have any friends, I don't seem to have any fuckin' friends I thought it was supposed to get better when I grew up, but it didn't, and so instead I'm still wishing that I was fucking dead 'cause I don't have any fuckin' friends [Bridge] And if all of my apathy's not strong enough To protect me from rejection How am I supposed to learn my lesson? [Chorus] I'm gonna delete my Facebook, and take myself right back to bed 'Cause I don't seem to have any friends, I don't seem to have any fuckin' friends I thought it was supposed to get better when I grew up, but it didn't, and so instead I'm still wishing that I was fucking dead 'cause I don't have any fuckin' friends [Outro] And if all of my apathy's not strong enough To protect me from rejection How am I supposed to learn my lesson?