Lyrics

[Intro] Mmm I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather Mmm I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather [Verse 1] What do I want with you When I can have my cake and eat it too? I've got my 3DS and my Wii U Internet from the safety of my room You're just a fleshjack With a heartbeat That needs to be fed and watered With a subscription fee I can get my rocks off With my socks off for free All it costs me is money And that's temporary Super Mario will never leave me like a real boy Plus I get in trouble when I play with those like a playtoy I play coy when I destroy The plastic parts that employ the sweatshops But I don't wanna be a killjoy I could wine and dine and 69 Or just download Grindr But why even bother? I've got Xtube and a recliner [Chorus] Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Yeah Mmm, I'd rather just jack off Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Yeah [Verse 2] Oh, hi, sir, you're high, sir? You wanna take me for a ride? All my ride or dies all died so I'm entitled to my delusions are killer Rap game Abby Lee Miller` Everyone's replaceable And you're just filler No Pokémon to catch in this episode So just shoot your load Like a machine gun, bro Like you're a child soldier A guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero Yeah [Chorus] Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Yeah Mmm, I'd rather just jack off Ooh, I'd rather masturbate Yeah Ooh, I'd rather just jack off By myself In my bedroom Once again And again Yeah And again And again