Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm a very jealous guy, so I don't wanna see a guy That I like with another guy, and that is why my favorite type Of porn is never orgies, never three or more, please Whores that reek of purity, that I've never seen before, gimme [Chorus] Amateur solo porno videos A man and his hand and his favorite dildo POV blowjobs from the top down Red eyes, deep-throat, vomit leaking out his frown [Verse 2] Honestly, I'm really not even that into watching porn And jacking off 'cause I've been doing it since elementary school And at this point I think that I've basically seen it all But a faggot's gotta do what he's gotta do to drain his balls It's just a means to an end, lemme get this out of my system Door closed, sound low but not quite muted, though Lemme hear those moans, real or fake, I don't know And all the sloshing, and fucking, and lossy encoded choking in all these [Chorus] Amateur solo porno videos A man and his hand and his favorite dildos POV blowjobs from the top down Red eyes, deep-throat, vomit leaking out his frown [Verse 3] I've been taking videos of myself masturbating Out of boredom when I'm horny, now whenever I jack off without Recording it, I feel like I'm neglecting something important And in the middle of the night, I get up and turn on the light Then I unplug my phone and touch myself until I've got a boner Then I watch myself jack off in 30fps, realtime Until I cum and then I stop and open Instagram 'Cause everything looks better when you edit it on Instagram And then I send it to myself and admire 'cause I'm my biggest fan Critique my own technique while I watch it in fullscreen And then I'm meta-masturbating, watching myself masturbating In my bedroom, in my bedroom, to my very own homemade [Chorus] Amateur solo porno videos A man and his hand and his favorite dildos POV blowjobs from the top down Red eyes, deep-throat, vomit leaking out his frown Blurry ass webcam shit from '06 Limewire vintage, innocent and intimate The kind that make you feel as if he wants you there enjoying it Like he's performing just for you and not the whole Internet