Lyrics

[Verse] Please no penicillin And please, please do not resuscitate Got a few of my favorite things I'ma zone out to my favorite tape Can you keep a secret? I'm really, really at peace with it Sentences like this are frequent But I'm of sound mind, I'm sentient I'm ready, hold steady My advent calendar's empty The tree is trimmed, got a teddy Bear and a spot at the cemetery All dollеd up to be buried But send mе right to the furnace A hundred dollars to furnish it No interest in interment 'Cause it's my pleasure to burn No visitors to return No wasting money on urns A dollar saved, a dollar earned [Chorus] I wish everyday could be Christmas But I cannot wait one more year No last request, nothing to fear A one way ticket to the north pole from here I wish everyday could be Christmas But how it used to be, not how it actually is 'Cause honestly it's a chore to celebrate this shit And I am totally bored and I am totally spent Gold ornaments, red ribbons Tinsel, a string of lights, no penicillin Masking tape and brandy and Apple juice and valium Gold ornaments, red ribbons Tinsel, a string of lights, no penicillin Masking tape and brandy and Apple juice and valium Gold ornaments, red ribbons Tinsel, a string of lights, no penicillin Masking tape and brandy and Apple juice and valium [Post-Chorus] No code, DNR Fingerprints and DNA No code, DNR Fingerprints and DNA Dentals are available Dentals are available Hopefully they won't be too much help, though 'Cause I don't wanna bother anybody else, though [Outro] I don't wanna bother anyone again I don't wanna bother anyone again