Lyrics

[Verse 1] You say you want me so badly You'd do anything to have me You'd do anything to smack me around And choke me and grab me By the face while you entrap me Enter me while you distract me And make me scream like a banshee 'Til I beg you to unhand me You say a lot that I like And I've got an open mind But I'm not really the kinda guy You were hoping to find I think I'm totally different From what you said that you're looking for Maybe I'm being stupid Maybe you're what I deserve So could you [Chorus] Cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river [Verse 2] I can't wait 'til you add me So I can see all your pictures I hope that some will be shirtless I hope that you're a narcissist I hope you're desperate for answers Enough to take your pants off I'm really bored and I'm horny And you're awake and that works Wait, what the fuck am I saying? I'm really not up to playing I'm really not in the mood I'm not interested in making Anything less than love Tonight I'm feeling above it You say I need to be worshipped By you and your big dick? Nah [Chorus] Cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river [Bridge] But if you came me a river Then maybe I would come hither And you could finally slither Into my body, oh mister Can you be here in ten minutes? Before I come to my senses And like, please no pictures Not even I could bear witness And watch you [Chorus] Cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river Cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river Cum, cum, cum me, cum me a river Cum me a river Cum me, cum me, cum me a river, river, river